Today's five.

A light plane lost power over Wisconsin on Saturday night and did the thing planes aren't supposed to do, which is land in a lake. Tom Tiffany — congressman, Republican gubernatorial nominee — was aboard. The aircraft came down on Lake Wausau short of the airport, began to submerge, and he and the pilot swam to shallow water and called 911. Both sustained minor injuries. BBC led with the swim; domestic outlets led with the political bio. Tiffany thanked the fire department, the first responders, and the hospital — in that order. The plane is still in the lake.

A sitting US president used an Irish Open trophy presentation to announce the elimination of Irish whiskey tariffs, and somehow that's exactly how 2025 works now. Trump told the crowd at his Doonbeg golf resort that "everybody's been bugging me" about the tariffs — which is apparently now a recognized pathway in US trade policy. The 15% EU tariff on Irish whiskey disappears; Northern Irish whiskey already paid nothing. Fox led with the crowd chanting "U-S-A." The Times noted this was the latest shift in his trade policies. The Irish are choosing not to overthink it.

Abdul El-Sayed went to a Sunday morning news show and found out he'd been the villain at an entire RNC convention — mentioned by the president, the vice president, his Senate opponent, and the Speaker of the House. He responded by flipping the "barbarians at the gate" line back on them, which is the kind of rhetorical move that works better on television than in governing. Washington Examiner ran the quote straight. Breitbart ran the transcript. Neither outlet seemed to notice the irony of a party convention spending prime time on a candidate who hasn't won anything yet.

Celine Dion has stiff-person syndrome, an incurable neurological disorder, and she still got on a Paris stage Friday night for the first time in six years. She opened with a French-language song, made it approximately one song before breaking down, and then explained herself: "These are, of course, tears of joy." The crowd did not need convincing. She had promised to come back — and here she is, six years and a diagnosis later, delivering on it. NBC and Fox covered this one identically, which happens when a moment is too human to argue about.

The Florida Legislature approved expanding KidCare — a health program for low-income children — and the DeSantis administration has responded with the most powerful tool in any bureaucrat's arsenal: saying nothing. A bipartisan pair of state senators pushed the Agency for Health Care Administration for answers Friday on whether, and when, the expansion would actually happen. They didn't get them. The program already exists. The legislature already voted. The only missing piece is an administration willing to implement what lawmakers passed. That gap between "approved" and "happening" is where a lot of policy goes to quietly die.