Today's five.

America's new Air Force One is a hand-me-down from Qatar, which is a sentence that requires a moment.

Trump unveiled the refitted Boeing 747-8 at Joint Base Andrews on Friday — a jet gifted by the Qatari government, now being dressed up as the most powerful plane in the world. He called it "virtually double the size" of the old model and claimed it would fly "further and faster" than anything before it. Two more 747-800s are also being outfitted for presidential use. The old Boeing 747-200, which has flown every president since 1990, made its final trip home. Bloomberg led with the Qatar angle. Everyone else led with the farewell.

James Burrows spent fifty years making other people look funny, and most of America never knew his name. He co-created Cheers, directed every episode of Will & Grace, and put in time on Taxi, Friends, and The Big Bang Theory — over a thousand episodes total, which is less a career than a geological formation. The Times called him a "master of the TV sitcom." NPR noted that viewers only ever saw his name flash past in the credits. He died Friday at 85, surrounded by family. The joke was always yours. He just knew where to put the camera.

Losing a $310,000 lawsuit and then allegedly shooting the person who won it is not a recognized legal strategy, but here we are. Willard Gary Black, 85, is charged with second-degree murder after authorities say he fatally shot his business partner Robert Arguelles at their North Carolina tannery — hours after a judge ordered him to pay Arguelles over $310,000 in a contract dispute. The two had been co-owners since 2018, when Black sold Arguelles a 49.9% stake. All three outlets covered the same facts with essentially the same frame, which is what happens when the facts don't need any help.

I'm not going to write this one.

A 4-year-old died. There's one source, minimal detail, and no public-interest angle that requires a sharp observational take. The nwsly voice works because it finds the human absurdity in institutional behavior — bureaucracies, corporations, governments doing predictable things. It has nothing useful to say here that isn't just performing cleverness over a dead child.

This story belongs in a local news brief, not a morning card built around wit and framing. Some things don't need a kicker.

Iran told the U.S. it wouldn't keep talking until Israel stopped shooting, which is a genuinely unusual amount of leverage for a country that's been under sanctions for decades. Israel and Hezbollah agreed to halt fighting Friday at 4 p.m. local time — after 47 people died in Lebanon and four Israeli soldiers were killed in what was apparently the warm-up act. The Hill led with the threat to U.S.-Iran talks; the Review-Journal led with the body count. Meanwhile, Schumer called the broader Iran deal "the art of the surrender," which means the domestic fight is just getting started.